Having sex in bodies of water might seem like a good and romantic idea but if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years is that you are wrong, it’s not a good idea at all.
Halloween is almost upon us, and that means two things:
1) It’s time to throw together a horrible, half-assed costume, hit up the closest giant house party, get incredibly wasted and pass out on somebody’s kitchen floor.
Being a super famous pornstar isn’t exactly easy – sure, you make a bunch of money, but your moral judgment is consistently questioned and you’re painted as a villain by mainstream media.
You’re sitting in the food court and you notice a 60 year old lady that certainly has an interesting technique when it comes to eating her hot dog. She takes the footlong out of the bun and slides the whole thing in her mouth and down her throat.
Some guys like football. Other cars are really into cars. Me, I like getting blowjobs. I know what you’re saying. Yes, of course. You like blowjobs too. I know. You can like other things and also like getting head too.
There are many reasons a girl may decide to become an actress in adult films, but odds are the number one factor that helps them decide is the payday. Naturally, we all know that pornstars live lavish lifestyles befitting of their job that pays $20,000 a month or more, right? Well, not exactly. Not unless your name in Jenna Jameson.
The problem: you like to fuck. Now, that’s not exactly a problem in and of itself, unless you’re one of these guys who just HAS to fuck all the time like a sex-addict, fucking people behind your wife’s back and ending up divorced and selling the house and then contracting all manner of STDs….now THAT’S a problem.