Gotta love it when two celebrities get together, engage in a quick, tumultuous marriage, have a couple of kids, divorce, and go there separate ways. Then, everyone forgets about those kids for 18-20 years (unless they happen to be famous child actors), the celeb kids come of age, and everyone remarks “oh, shit! Who’s this hot babe? She’s really hot! She should become a model!” Then everyone realizes that she’s the kid of two celebrities and she becomes famous again, starts dating another handsome celebrity, and the endless cycle continues.
I’m assuming everyone in North America has at least watched an episode or two of American Idol or X-Factor.
Those shows are really fucking horrible and boring, and thank god the reality talent show format of television seems to be slowly fading into obscurity. My main issue: out of all the American Idol/America’s Got Talent etc. winners, how many of them have actually levied their glory into a successful career in their field?
It’s Monday, which means that your work week has officially started, and that really sucks for you. I don’t feel that bad for you, because my work week has ALSO started. Well let’s start off our respective work weeks with a bang by checking out sexy lingerie/swimsuit model Martha Hunt as she poses for a hot new topless photo shoot.
Another week comes to a close. I had a pretty good week.
I looked at many, many pictures of babes all day and thought to myself ‘damn, all of these ladies I get to look at all day are fly as hell, and I wish I could date them all/have sex with them.” And I spend all week thinking about that and then Friday finally rolls around, and I snap back to reality and realize that I haven’t done any work since Monday Morning.
I try my best to stay ‘abreast’ (get it? breasts.) on all of the newest developments when it comes to hot models/ladies posing in bikinis or topless around the internet and magazines.
It is my job, after all.
Modelling is not exactly a career that is known for its longevity. Staying beautiful is difficult enough as it is, and then you have to deal with all of those up-and-coming young models with cool new looks that are totally harshing your vibe and then you have to get into a cat-fight with them on the runway where you rip each others clothes off and tumble around naked in front of a crowd of bigwigs and celebrities.
It’s Thursday. And Thursday means that it’s link ‘o clock over here at iSexy. So check out these goddamn links, ya dingus! There’s boobs and butts and vidya games and stuff.
For Pete’s sake, you know the drill already!
‘Ello Guvnah, welcome to another edition of the iSexy babe of the day.
I’d like you to meet Holly Peers, who, if you didn’t know, is an extremely well-known British glamour model who likes to pose without a shirt on. Makes sense. Flaunt ‘em if you got ‘em, I always say. Holly got her start on the Sun’s page 3, which is an iconic place for glamour models to get their starts.
Because our stamp of approval means so much on the internet – I tend to liken it to winning an Oscar, or passing FDA standards or something.
Anyways, Cora Keegan is a beautiful up-and-coming model from Vegas. Since she’s from Vegas maybe she can help me curb my horrible crippling video lottery machine addiction? If that’s the case, get at me Cora.
Cora Keegan has been modelling for quite some time, and has seen her fair share of magazine features as well as runway appearances. The main and most important thing is that she’s really good looking, and is unafraid to jump on the seemingly new modelling bandwagon of posing topless all over the place.
Who the hell really reads porno mags anymore, except for old men who have no idea how to use the vast and scary Interweb?
Get with the times ya old geezer!