Man, the coverage leading up to the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics has been absolutely insane. From security questions to corruption allegations to controversy surrounding Russian anti-gay laws – let’s just say things haven’t exactly been running smoothly so far.
But to the Russian Olympic committee, none of that shit seems to really matters. You know what DOES matter to them? Getting their female athletes to pose in a bunch of compromising lingerie photos.
Get me to Washington, stat!
Lately, there’s been a new fad that has existed for awhile in West Coast coffee shops, and, well, it’s awesome.
Well MOST people find it awesome, and “most people” doesn’t include the police in this case.
The fabled mile high club, oh how I wish to join thee.
It’s not easy, however, no matter what movies and TV lead you to believe. The first and most difficult issue to overcome is finding someone who wants to engage in casual sex in the middle of a flight. Most people, even if they have fantasized about having sex on a plane, aren’t ready to just hook up with some random stranger to freak in a cramped, probably stinky, bathroom.
Everyone loves the song In Da Club by 50 Cent because it is the greatest song ever created for getting down in da club. Makes sense, right?
Here is the video for In Da Club in case you are currently hanging out in da club and want to get down on the dancefloor in da club.
Things I don’t like: Football, Bruno Mars, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Peyton Manning.
Things I do like: Chili, Nachos, Chicken Wings, Big-Budget Commercials, Cheerleaders, Colorado’s weed laws, Washington’s weed laws, Getting Drunk.
You knew this was going to be awesome and sexy before you even watched it.
You can generally assume that any video starring in it will feature her writing around wearing almost nothing.
Most people are a sucker for the classics – boobs, butt, legs.
LISTEN, I’M A SUCKER FOR THOSE TOO OK?
But, one of my #1 things is a lady’s smile. She got a good smile? Dope, that’s great news, thanks world for creating that face.
So without further delay, let’s all look at a list of hot celebrities that have great smiles. I have unilaterally decide what celebrities have the best smiles, by the way. Also, this is an objective, factual report based on my scientific findings, and not opinion.
I thought for one brief glorious second that Bieber Fever had died down and that he would fade into obscurity like so many teen pop sensations before him.
Oh what a naive, blind fool I can be sometimes!
I should have known that the Bieber’s army’s endless fervour would continue to propel him to the top of our newsfeeds and pop culture consciousness.
If you follow music news at all, you’ve probably seen the huge backlash being levelled against noted gimmick-rapper Macklemore concerning his surprise Grammy wins for best hip-hop album/track.
When Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop” came out, it sky-rocketed itself up the charts and propelled Macklemore into an unlikely national spotlight. When I first heard the song I immediately realized that it was complete crap, as did anyone I know who has any sort of vested interest in hip-hop and its surrounding culture.
Get off your phone and have sex you nerd.
We’ve all been guilty of it. You meet some hot girl/boy when you’re out with your friends one weekend. The next morning, you wake up from being passed out face first on your couch wearing all of your clothes.
First thing you do, almost guaranteed, is got on Facebook and look up your new crush. If you’re feeling ballsy you add them. Maybe you got their phone number and you start texting them, or you try and find them on Instagram in hopes that they’ve posted a thousand sexy bikini summer holiday pictures