Have you ever been playing Candy Crush on the subway with your brand spanking new iPad and thought to yourself: “instead of playing Candy Crush like some kind of sucker, I should be trying to unlock the full potential of my iPad. I should be figuring out a way to stick a dick in my iPad.”
Just when she seems to be slowly fading away into obscurity, Emily Ratajkowski comes roaring back with another sexy photo shoot, re-ingraining her in the collective consciousness of people who like to look at pictures of extremely attractive women wearing bikinis.
It’s pretty crazy how attractive can attain fame based solely on their Instagram profile, but that’s a reality of the always-connected phone based world in which we currently live.
I love Charlize Theron, but y’all know by now how I feel about Terry Richardson, so I’m not going to delve into all of that again and continue to slag on that piece of shit. But he is a piece of shit, FYI. If you want to read me ranting about what a POS he is, which I’m sure you don’t, be sure to check out a recent post I did on another one of his photo shoots with Rita Ora.
You probably recognize Vanessa Paradis’ name – she was married to Johnny Depp for years, and they have two kids together. On top of that, she’s a fairly well-known singer, model and sometimes-actress.
As print media continues to slowly fade into obscurity, adult magazines such as Playboy and Penthouse are struggling to tread water and to stay relevant in our digitized age.
I’m not exactly worried about the fate of Playboy – the magazine and the brand are enough of an American institution that they will manage to stick around in some form or another. Whether Playboy eventually embraces a fully digitized model remains to be seen, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
It’s always nice to see some new fashion erotica by up-and-coming young photographers. Take, for example, this series of pictures by 22-year-old Californian Kayla Varley. Sometimes (usually) the freshest and most raw perspectives in erotica come from younger people trying to make their mark in the industry.
Terry Richardson, world’s most notoriously scummy photographer, has managed to take another series of sexy photos without any accusations of sexual assault. That makes a few photo shoots in a row where he hasn’t been accused of committing a sex crime, which is maybe a new record for him!
If you read this blog regularly, y’all are probably aware that we’re big fans of Jennifer Lawrence. Beyond the fact that she’s likeable as all hell, and a talented actress to boot, she’s also extremely sexy. I think it has to do with her sassy, ‘one of the bros,’ style personality.